I’ve got two AI assistants writing code with me these days, and it turns out they both learned the exact same excuse in kindergarten: it wasn’t me. Bug number one […]

I found a process ID for order #6, and I whacked it. Good and dead. No warning, no graceful shutdown, just: gone. Before I could even confirm it was fully […]

I dueled a potion named Elixir for four days. I won. I’m still dazed, still confused, and fairly sure I’m still under the spell. Turns out “Elixir” is also a […]